Friday, November 9, 2007

STOP PRESS! THE KEY TO ETERNAL SLEEP! CURE FOR INSOMNIA! A MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH!

YouTube - Adil Ray & Sonia Deol at Newham Under Stars 2007

Memo from Shaherazaad : Click on the above link to see the biggest twat of the 21st Century make a complete fool of himself once again. He has mistaken his 'Newham Council' moment as a slot on Newsnight...DICKHEAD

However all is not what it seems as this pile of shit has other uses. Watch him drone on for more than a minute about how is is Adil Ray 'the nice guy' and you'll see that his contribution to Newham Council has extremely good 'sedative' type properties, and could be just the ticket for people suffering from chronic insomnia or chronic depression. No need to get the National Express just yet then.

HOWEVER PLEASE BE WARNED AS OVER EXPOSURE TO ADIL RAY'S NEWHAM COUNCIL SPEECH, LIKE ALL GOOD SLEEPING PILLS CAN RESULT IN PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE, UNCONSCIOUSNESS, CAN INDUCE A PERMANENT COMA, OR IN EXTREME CASES CAN EVEN RESULT IN DEATH. HOWEVER FOR THE SAKE OF HUMOUR, OR PERHAPS FOR THE PURPOSE OF SCHAZENFRAUDE IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT A TINY PROPORTION OF THE FILM IS WATCHED AT LEAST ONCE A YEAR, IN ORDER TO TRULY COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS. CHRISTMAS IS A GOOD TIME TO START.

Regards from

Shaherazaad.

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