BOTTOMS UP

Bottoms Up everybody, it's me Adil Ray the best StalkerNo1 in the world (and also the world's most famous Mirpuri, did I mention i am a mirpuri at all?)

Anyway, I think I'll start using my 532nd name these days which is Adil Ray, because of the new found discovery that there is an author called Ray Gordon who writes sEx books, one of them being called The Sex Dungeon : Bottom's Up!!

Ooh great just in time for our very first sEx dUngEon anniversary...we all got in naked, but it's ok, as the lights were off, and turns out no one found my sock section anyway, so I was all alone with my sock collection, and we did some multiplication tables, I counted all the way to 59689746362562637373833839,97337373737373737,9192346465657489933930,9227373642626,...which is nearly the amount of psydoneaums that I have created over the years.

So now, I'm definately out for a bit of a career change, as Sherzaad keeps calling me a copy cat, and so I'll ditch the own magazine, own Radio station idea which I keep passing off as my own, and now like my mate Chris will go into writing my own book (shit Shaherzaaad was doing that years ago too wasn't she damn, oh well if I say I'm copying somoene else, then that means I'm not copying anyone does it. Ray Gordon, my new hero xx)