Right, please don't mention the P word (as in Miss Piggy) to Jolean. She has issues with her body image, to cheer her up I've bought her some boxing gloves in yellow, to match her yellow ribbon she wears from time to time.
Kind, intelligent non-violent stalker seeks lady to stalk and generally terrorise. Like fondling unsuspecting lady staff from the BBC, because I am a sex pest.
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