Hello Everybody!
(A selection of family snaps taken at the Monkey Zoo, starring Uncle Manzoor the 1987th catching bananas, Aunty Gazamphar playing Ball and of course me and Mummy. Sadly we are missing Bungle, but i have made a new friend now,who reminds me of Bungle who I'll tell you tales about in the future)
Guess who everybody? Yes it's me Stalker No1, the best Stalker in town! Stalking 4U 4ever!! aka Pleb No 1, and Mummy's personal favourite Raja No1, as it reminds her of my real name which is : Mohammad Raja Adil Choudery Rahman the 597th.
Yippee!!!Whilst a recent trip to the local Zoo, I saw my great Uncle Manzoor swinging away at the Monkey Bars once again! It was soo nice, you know how close we are, with our family, I mean just look at our family business name the 'ahem'...House of Choudery! As you can see our business name shows real 'class' and 'panache'. The french fashion houses better watch out!
At the Zoo I threw a few bananas to Uncle and Aunty's way, as my uncle Manzoor is a vegetarian and it is extremely eco-freindly and highly bio-dregradable to eat only lentils. Yes it's true really, I mean I don't know the ins and outs but Bungle said that vegetarian shit is the best kind, and because she said it well then it must be true. Even my Uncle's shit is eco-friendly, which reminds me a bit of myself really? Eco friendly shit!!! Yes that's me in a nutshell really. But what about the methane I said Bungle, as the door slammed shut.
Ahh, such a sweet image, my realtives in the Monkey Zoo! In fact it was soo sweet I felt compelled to send you a few family photo's of me, Uncle Manzoor, and Aunty Gazamphar, who had been kindly adopted and shipped in from Dadyal Zoo, Mirpur, Pakistan.
It's so swish round here, I'm so proud they've finally made it to England! Aunty and Uncle couldn't contain their excitement when we came to visit..I could really see the family resemblance when Uncle Manzoor turned round and I saw his skinny little bottom...ahh a chip of the old block. (a very skinny chip, with no salt, baked with a touch of fry light), and when i saw his blood red bottom then i realised that me and Uncle Manzoor are more than just blood relatives. I think Aunty Gazamphar bears a striking resemblance to Bungle don't you think? It brings a tear to my eye when I think of what could have been...all the trees we could have swung from whilst in the throes of not so new love!!
Anyway bye bye, stalking just isn't the same when you don't have Bungle by your side to ignore.
Lots of love
Stalker No 1 or Pleb No 1...we would like the audience to decide, a basically either way I'm a big knob!
2 comments:
Yo Adil
Wsssup Bro, do you know you're a big dick?
You Monkey Face, why don't you just crawl up and die?
Please kill yourself, you would make many people happy beyond belief.
Why don't you climb up Kilamanjaro and never come back.
Somebody purlease send him up next year alone, and make sure he bloody stays there. Just think the amount you could raise for Comic Relief four eyes?
GET STUFFED! I HATE YOU ALWAYS
That's HATE BIG EARS, NOT LOVE...GETTIT?
AND STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOUR SINGLE ON YOUR SHOW YOU PRICK!! WHEN WILL YOU STOP THIS? PLEB!!!
Love from that guy from Eastern Eye who hates your guts.
Yo Adil
Wsssup Bro, do you know you're a big dick?
You Monkey Face, why don't you just crawl up and die?
Please kill yourself, you would make many people happy beyond belief.
Why don't you climb up Kilamanjaro and never come back.
Somebody purlease send him up next year alone, and make sure he bloody stays there. Just think the amount you could raise for Comic Relief four eyes?
GET STUFFED! I HATE YOU ALWAYS
That's HATE BIG EARS, NOT LOVE...GETTIT?
AND STOP TELLING PEOPLE YOUR SINGLE ON YOUR SHOW YOU PRICK!! WHEN WILL YOU STOP THIS? PLEB!!!
Love from that guy from Eastern Eye who hates your guts.
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